What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's the most determined bird?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?