Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
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