What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?