What dogs are always lying to you?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?