What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
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