What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Where does cheese invest its money?
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