What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!