Why are winter days great?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

How did the vampire start his letter?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why do math teachers love March?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call the pig that does karate?