What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What goes up when the rain comes down?