What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What's the friendliest national park?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?