What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What washes up on miniature beaches?