What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where do vampires keep their money?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What building always gets stains on it?