What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the barber win the race?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?