What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Do you have the best ceiling?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What bird is losing its hair?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?