Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?