What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the computer run out of money?