What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

If you need help building an ark..

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?