What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Which computer won the talent show?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How do birds threaten one another?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the Dorito say to his son?