What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
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