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What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?