What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why was the broom late for school?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's the king of all school supplies?