What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
It's allergy season again?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
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