I used to be addicted to not showering.

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What bird is always sad?