What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
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