Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?