Why do math teachers love March?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?