Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?