Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why is furniture so generous?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?