How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What says: oom oom oom?

What style of music weighs the most?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Where do vampires keep their money?