What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do plants hate algebra?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a tired tree?