What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?