Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What game do bats excel at?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?