What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?