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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?