What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?