Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?