Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?