What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?