What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What birds always travel in twos?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?