What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?