What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why do math teachers love March?