When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
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