What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?