What do sheep say when they're in love?

Can February March?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do golfers drink on the green?