Someone stole all my lamps.

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did summer say to spring?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

How is cat food sold?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?