Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

That bird won't stop squawking.

It's allergy season again?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?