What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?