What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the salad say to its dad?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?