Why was the artichoke so generous?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?