What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?