What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do cows say when you milk them?

When should you start writing a book?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?