Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
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