Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

How does a squid go into battle?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How is cat food sold?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?