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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

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How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

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Which family member is always relieved?

Which cats have the best manners?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?