What is an archer's favorite store?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?