Why do hogs play so much football?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?