Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Bears love exotic cars.

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Who invented fractions?