What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What animals make the best students?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which family member has tusks?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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