What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why do football players make great fishermen?