What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What color are all the books in the library?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a henway?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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