What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What is another term for the price of gas?