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Which hot drink loves golf?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?