What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?