Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why are all priests fit?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?