Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

How does a barber get to work?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?