What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?