Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the foal cough?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?