← Back to Holiday
How much does freedom weigh?
Holiday

How much does freedom weigh?

A Washing-ton!

More Holiday Jokes

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Holiday

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Trending Jokes

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Animals

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Animals

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

You Might Also Like

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Entertainment

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Family

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Food & Drinks

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Discover More Jokes

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Animals

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Animals

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Animals

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!