I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?