Why do sleep therapists love their work?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What sweet treat never panics?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which singer could always break a five?

How do you organize a space party?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?