Why was the mime upset?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What shape has a knighthood?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?