Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?