What's the opposite of irony?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?