What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do billboards talk?
How do you make a cow float?
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