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What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What nationality are most fish?

What are you studying in math?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?