What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the snake name his daughter?
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