What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?