Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

If you need help building an ark..

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do naked fish play with?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?