Where do burgers like to dance?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?