What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?