What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do elephants have trunks?
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