Why did the peach come home from work early?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?