What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?