What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What's a decade's favorite sport?