Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
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