Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?