Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
It's Crowded!
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which bug is related to you?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
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