Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?