What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why was the spider so smart?