What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

How was the wedding?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?