What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What vegetables make the best music?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Which computer won the talent show?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why are goats so funny?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?