What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
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