Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Families are like fudge.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's red and smells like blue paint?