What's a cow's favorite music note?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why are maps such great therapists?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What games do ants play with elephants?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?