What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do mice need oiling?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
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