What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do you make a bandstand?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the confused bee say?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
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