What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Who invented fractions?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why is winter considered holy?
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