What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?