I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?