What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do you give a pony with a cold?