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How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the confused bee say?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why was the musician arrested?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?