What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Where do horses reside?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?