Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How are teens like cats?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?