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What do you find at the end of everything?

How does a barber get to work?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

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Why are ET's eyes so big?

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How do you wash a lamb?

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What do you call a fly without wings?