Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

I like telling Dad jokes.

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?