Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
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