What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why are stones so good at music?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's the opposite of irony?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do cows say on NYE?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do bees chew?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?