Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why was the cat so small?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why was the spider so smart?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?