Why are cowboys always religious?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?