Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?