Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the net?