Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Where do burgers like to dance?