Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?