Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What game do cows play at parties?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Where do hamsters come from?