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Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?