What do bees chew?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Where do vampires keep their money?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?