What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

How long do chickens work?

Why are baseball games at night?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?