What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What does a panda ghost say?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's the opposite of irony?

How does a taco bless the table?

What sweet treat never panics?

What vegetables do librarians like?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why are baseball games at night?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?