How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What school subject really rocks?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What car can't keep a secret?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?