Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?