Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?