What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How does dinner smell?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?