How do football players deal with their problems?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's the richest basketball team?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do jokesters study in college?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?