What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?