Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What do you call two birds stuck together?