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Udderly lost.
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What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
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Why did the sailor lose his job?
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Why is spring the oddest season?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
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