What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?