Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What makes a glow worm glow?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What is the most faithful insect?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?