What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
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What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
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