What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Where do books sleep?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?