What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How is life like toilet paper?