What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why are all priests fit?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?