What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do mice bring on a picnic?