What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why was the spider so smart?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

How long do chickens work?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?