What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What siblings are always sad?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?