Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's the friendliest pen?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do cows always add to their salad?