Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
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