Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
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What words make the best athletes?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
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