Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
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