Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why is the beach so confident?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
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