Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
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