Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is the color of the wind?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How do you make a cow float?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?