Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why are goats so funny?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?