Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?