Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

How is life like toilet paper?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?