What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

How do bees get to school?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?